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Rest In Peace.Dear friend, it's been a while hasn't it?  Sitting here with beer in hand, I thought I'd write you a letter.  I haven't seen you in such a long time, do you remember  When we first met in the little ghetto school?  You me and him would play like we'd known eachother for years  And the summer days would roll on like water over boulders.   
Dear friend, I've forgotten just why  we ever parted ways. Induldge me, if you will,  while I recall our days together in the soccer field  Running laps over lunch because we were caught making trouble.  You me and him would run like we'd done nothing wr Rest In Peace.
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The first days, the last days
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Summer DreamsIt never gets too late to tell summer tales.  The sun draws us out of sleepy winter hibernation, summons us into the open, and delivers short days of freedom.  The days play a funk through our mellow psyche, crescendo us to a double forte, and shatter us to our craving core.  We always beg for more.  The summer hits us like a drug, downs us like a hoot, and then lifts us back to our feet like a swig.  Once in our system, the hot sunny days and the chilled starry nights never really leave.  We entrance, we romance, we party real hearty.  The sun brings us up, and we fall, to Summer Dreams
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Devil's RoadThe violins seemed to me chasing us down the hill, taking the whole Pachelbel along. Everything was right. A moment of ascendance from hell. The sun shone as my friend and I witnessed the gravel pit before us transform into a meadow of orchestrated mayhem, synchronized chaos, and other such beautiful examples of oxymoron. The city spread out before us, a barren wall which needed paining; an empty page that begs for writing. And so, I wrote:   
 “The Devil’s Road leads us all in mysterious places… Some down roads of truth and righteousness, some down a road filled with corruption and obscenities. How far down these roads do we t Devil's Road
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Browse Gallery

Aaaaaaaaaaand-A-HAAAY!

Mon Oct 16, 2006, 4:36 PM
  • Mood: Dominance
  • Listening to: Rain on the roof
  • Reading: A Megaman manual
  • Watching: Ruroni Kenshin... ARGH
  • Playing: Megaman ZX :D
  • Eating: My fist!
  • Drinking: Pinot Grigio.. 2004 I think
So I get this call from the local Mercedez-Benz dealership. They want me to work there. I left a resume a month ago.

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

...My interview is tomorrow at four o'clock. Maybe they can give me good pay for daytime work? We'll see!

Anyways, onto real news. For those of you whom I haven't told yet (probably a number of you), I can now legally drive a forklift before a car. Hehehe, I rock! Wouldn't it be lame if I just quit Home Depot to clean cars? After they spent so much time training me!!! I was just starting to get the hang of it, too. Haha, well the interview is tomorrow. We'll see what's going on then...

FORKLIFT! VROOM VROOM!

I had this really cool jacket I was going to buy, it was just barely over $100, but when I went to pay for it... Well, my check at CIBC hadn't gone through yet! Bastards! Buuut, I suppose that's to be expected when allowing a machine to deal with your money... Damned machines. I'm sure that when the machines come to take over, I'll be like, that one guy who everyone thought was annoying, 'cause he was all like "GODDAMNED MACHINES STOLE ME MONEH! THEY'RE NO DAMNED GOOOOOOOD!" as he shook his fists at the heavens, and the local police, who have all been replaced by Patrol-o-bots. But then, everyone'll turn to me and be like "Oh wise Kaegan, we should have listened to you from the start! Machines, robots, and ATMs are all creations of the devil!". And then, I'll raise my arms up against the ATMs... And all the other robot menace... And me and my small army of mankind's runamok defenses will strike back and destroy our enemies!

So my life is really boring lately. Oh, it stopped raining! I think I'll get some coffee.

You know, my original purpose for writing this journal was to tell everyone how much I missed them, and how I was already looking at booking a plane ticket home. Well, maybe next time.

Always remember the words of Vash the Stampede - "This land was built on...


LOVE-OO AND-OO PEEEEEEEEEAAAAACE!!"


I watch my anime in Japanese with English subtitles. Lots of love to you all!

-Kaegan Armstrong

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  • Current Residence: Whitehorse, Yukon
  • Interests: Assassinations, mainly
  • Favourite movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. All the way man.
  • Favourite band or musician: Coldplay is pretty good, Franz Ferdinand, Oakenfold, Tiesto, Chemical Brothers, The Killers.
  • Favourite genre of music: Does flatulence count on this question?
  • Favourite artist: It changes every now and then.
  • Favourite poet or writer: If I told you that, then you might read them too! I'm not supporting any of them!!!
  • Favourite photographer: natyismyhero
  • Favourite game: Currently, Mario Cart DS
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and DS, though DS isn't really a platform... Hmm!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Life is a comic, and I am the self-centered main character. As such, my answer here is "me!&
  • Personal Quote: "If I had a looney for every brain you DIDN'T have, I'd have a dollar!"
  • Tools of the Trade: I could put something witty or clever here, mabey even offensive... But, instead - A pencil.

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~blacher Apr 26, 2007, 6:14:06 PM
mistah, it's yor buirthday! :heart:

have a good day, mistah man.

I lose.
cheesecake for the win!

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~Phoenix22 Mar 6, 2007, 10:38:17 PM
heeey...i havent been on here for a very long time... i've noticed that all i do when i come on is leave a message on your board and then sign out for like half a year, fun lol... anywhos enjoy whitehorse, i know i'm enjoying my +10 degrees :-P

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~blacher Feb 27, 2007, 4:46:31 PM
YOU ARE TEH BEST!!!!



YAAY!

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New Spam!

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*BellicoseBreakfast Jan 26, 2007, 5:49:07 PM
Thanks for the re-watch on my new account!
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~blacher Jan 23, 2007, 7:37:21 PM
wow. It's amazing. All the girls on this page leave huge long rants to talk to you...and yet, all I usually ever do is leave a large amount of emoticons on it, serving to slow your page down, and leave a challenge that will inevitably lead to both of us having incredibly slow moving, very entertaining pages, along with a few magical Trevor lines.

And on that note, I say, Friday, I won't forget.

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~blacher Jan 23, 2007, 7:39:27 PM
that...did not work.
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~blacher Jan 23, 2007, 7:39:49 PM
that's wierd.

GODDAMNIT

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Mood: Joy ~Phoenix22 Oct 10, 2006, 9:31:40 PM
hello fellow...kelownian did you call it? anyways hi! it's been like..23 weeks since i've been on this site, crazy, neh? i just randomly thought of it between crazy study sessions and was like hey, i should leave him a note. sorry that i havent been able to hang out lately... i've had like a MILLION AND A HALF mid terms, and now im onto the second wave. but give me a call sometime, we'll go to scandia and DDR it up....haha and embarass ourselves because i for one havent played in sooo long. anywhos, hope your new job is treated you better than that other one. ttyl,

Alisa

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~avandia Sep 16, 2006, 11:22:00 PM
Oh look! Kaegan, look! ARE YOU LOOKING?!?!? It's a message from your biggest fan! Guess who? Him? Hahahaha, no. No no, she hates you. All done? It's me, silly! Well, you, I guess. WHY WON'T PEOPLE LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY PAGE ANYMORE!!!

I'm getting desperate, aren't I?

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If I were you, I wouldn't be reading or listening to anything I have to say.
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